Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

Description: "Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse" is the first of five books that make up Season Two. "...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe." --Bimisi, to Theodore Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse is the first of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda's Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.--Toodles!

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Location: St. George, Utah

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