Description: AHAB Ambiguous Acronym Button A 1.25" button bearing the word / acronym AHAB. What does AHAB stand for? Here are some suggestions: Assigned Human At Birth – The majority of people reading this sentence were born of human parents and were identified at birth as being humans. But what of the ones who were not truly human? They were otherkin, or changelings, or transhumanists, or aliens masquerading as Sol-3 inhabitants. In the classic Melville novel Moby Dick, Captain Ahab is the monomaniacal captain of the whaling ship Pequod, endlessly stalking the white whale who bit off his leg. Here’s a theory: Captain Ahab actually hates Moby Dick so much out of jealousy because he himself internally identifies as whale-kin and “Ahab” isn’t his legal name, he just calls himself that because he was “Assigned Human At Birth”. If you would shake off the bonds placed on you in the cradle and uplift yourself beyond your birth-flesh, wear this button! Makes a cool addition to your Halloween costume! All Humans Are Bastards – Humanity has transformed their planet, not always in good ways. It can be said that the natural proclivity of humanity is towards selfishness, apathy and violence. Only a select few people manage to rise above their base nature to become something better. Hitler? Human. Stalin? Human. Pol Pot? Human. If you believe all humans are bastards, this is the button for you. It could also mean Affordable Housing Advisory Board; All Hazard Alert Broadcast; Aria High Altitude Balloon; All Hipsters Adore (or Abhor) Buttons! Wear this button while chasing a white whale, while bemoaning your status as a mammal, or while glowering at your hominid masters. See our store for more interesting buttons - combine orders to save shipping! Click Here Pin back on each button. US penny for scale. Penny NOT included in price of button. Alien Hamsters Aren’t Benevolent!
Price: 2.25 USD
Location: Raymond, New Hampshire
End Time: 2024-02-20T01:07:03.000Z
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Theme: Humorous
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Handmade: Yes
